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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

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nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

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dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

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spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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monetizeyourcat:

Just found out there are two Bones in my shin, and two shins on my body. That’s four Bones. Fuck this shit

dude thats not even the worst of it. go look up what your ribs are made of

OK, i will, but I’m warning you if it’s bones I’m gonna be so pissed off

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nietzscheisdead:

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

  1. another smaller purse
  2. an aging picture of ringo starr
  3. a six pack of heineken 
  4. the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch
  5. the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5
  6. a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe

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gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

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arachnephiliac:

i have been planning on getting my shit together for like 5 years now 

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